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The McCanns...

I think it is a disgrace the way this whole Madeleine case has been handled. It just shows what money can do for you in this world. For example, Gerry and Kate McCann who were main suspects in a murder case were allowed to broadcast a TV programme about how flawed the DNA evidence was, they had the backing of Richard Branson and MPs...since when has that been allowed? Imagine if Harold Shipman had made a TV programme about how wrong the police were about him? Legal matters are not allowed to be discussed. Shows what money can do.

Headlines were 'Girl abducted as parents dined at a local tapas restaurant'. If it were you and i the headlines would be ' Parents out on the piss whilst leaving babies alone' ...which is quite right what happened. The most annoying thing is the fact they refuse to admit they are wrong. Let's put it this way, if they hadn't left her she would still be here.

What right do these people have having children when they are shoving them in a creche all day and they leaving them alone at night? It is the same when they arent on holiday. Nursery, home,bed. I cant believe they were conceived by IVF, you would think they would look after them properly. If it were you and I, social services would be round and the other kids taken off us for neglect. Not them, they have high profile jobs and lots of money. Shows what money can do.

Idiots, they should be ashamed of themselves.


The title sounds a bit American but i have decided to do a post about what looks nice and what doesn't as some people really don't have a clue. How many times have you gone out and thought oh my god am i in a pub or a brothel? It happens quite alot here and i believe if everybody followed my golden rule then the world would be a classier place.
What is the golden rule you say?
When deciding what dress to wear you either display your cleavage or your legs and NEVER both.

Here is what happens when you follow the rule:

On the other hand you could look like this:

IM IN!!!

im in to uni wahooooooooo i got 2 as a b and a c!!! oh yes BACK OF THE NET

1) Run a marathon

I am quite a strange individual. If I get an idea in my head I won't stop until I achieve it. My latest one is to run a marathon but at the moment I can't even run for the bus haha, no i am not that bad, i can probably run about 1 mile. I suppose that now my exams have finished I need something else to work at to keep me occupied, I am the type of person that needs something to work at.

What I am going to do is get a good pair of shoes (i have been searching every where for days) and follow this online programme thing called couch potato to 5k in eight weeks. At the same time I am going to join the gym (joining in 3 days) and generally get fit.

I can't wait!...I don't know when Ill be ready for the marathon, probably a few years but not many people can say they have ran a marathon can they? ;)

Things I want to do before I die...

1) Run a marathon
2) Save someones life
3) Complete university
4) See New Zealand and Japan
5) Get married and stay married forever
6) Be in a line up (as a volunteer not a criminal lol)
7) Go to an illegal rave
8) Get my hair nails and a massage done in one day
9) Go to that tomato throwing festival in Spain
10) Witness a birth
11) Streak at a sporting event wearing a scottish ginger wig

Find Madeleine McCann

She was taken from her holiday appartment whilst she was sleeping.

Her right eye's pupil leaks into the iris whioh will be the clue to identifying her and she could be anywhere in Europe.

If anyone sees her or knows of her whereabouts, contact your local police or +44800 555 111 (UK) +351 282 405 400 (Portugal)  

These are the pyjamas identical to the ones she was wearing:

CCTV of a woman and two men with a girl matching Madeleine's description at a nearby petrol station is being analysed. Their car had British number plates.

Sky News understands that the man who forms part of the couple has dark skin and dark, collar-length hair with a middle parting. He is 1.75m tall.

He speaks English, has small glasses and was wearing a white shirt and beige trousers.

The woman is slightly shorter with long, blonde hair. She speaks English.

The other man is tall, well built, middle aged with a full face. He has straight, collar-length dark hair and was scruffy and unshaven, with greying stubble.

He also speaks English, was carrying a military-style backpack and was wearing a shirt with jeans and waistcoat.

I will Survive!

(Sung to the tune I will survive by Gloria Gaynor)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. 
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side. 
I would've drunk a little less, 
I would've tried to keep my head, 
If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed. 

I tried to go, walk out the door. 
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor. 

Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace, 
But I'd rather look at that, than at your f*cking ugly face! 

I want to go, I've got to leave. 
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave. 
I only know I've got to stop drinking spirits and to stop the beer, 
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard Gere! 

I can't believe, that we both shagged. 
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged. 
I'm taking off right now, 
I'm jumping on the flippin' train and I'm not stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain. 

Please let me go, I feel quite sick, 
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick, 
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat. 

But no, I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat. 

It's time to go, run out the door. 
You look so ugly it should really be against the law. 
I'm going to give up all the booze, 
I'm going to have no stupid fun, 
Coz waking up beside your mug, 
Just makes me want to be a nun


A Disgrace!

allround disgrace for Liverpool the other night. Gerrard was shit, Riise was shitter and Bellamy didn't do a thing. The best was Zenden who was playing instead of Finnan because he is injured :( How can we get beat by Chelsea and beat Barcelona 2-1? grrrrrrrrrr hopefully we can beat them at the home leg at anfield on Wednesday, if not we wont hear the last of it from the mank bastards. I hope to God Kaka works some magic agains the mancs on tuesday and knocks them out!


Bring on Motogp!

I can't wait. The grand prix of turkey is on sunday and hopefully Rossi will win again. He is leading the championship after finishing first and second in the first 2 races. He is a legend. In the first race the Ducati was 20mph faster than his bike so it was impossible for Rossi to beat Stoner to the finish line which was at the end of a really long straight.

The Turkish track has a few straights yet they are only small so hopefully it will be a close race, which is what we always love to see. Bring it on :D

Stoner is starting to shine as well, i prefer him to Pedrosa, I have met him too, he is a really decent lad. Pedrosa on the other hand is an amazing rider but has the personality of a wet sock.